Who Could Not Want a 1980s Diamante Lobster Brooch ?

And if the answer is you...well, you're in luck, because her is the most fabulous 1980s diamante lobster brooch ever created. 
Sparkles everywhere, beady black eyes, a good safety catch, because once you are together you will never want to be parted.

5cm long, 3cm wide, perfect unused condition.
Let your adventures together begin...